Thursday, April 3, 2008

A Manly Touch


I think it's time for a little masculinity in this Blog. Let's start with a little Star Wars. Star Wars is perhaps the coolest genre of anything, period. I first got hooked on star wars when I was still living in Arizona, at the tender age of 5 years old. My uncles (who at the time were still in their late teens/early 20s) had all kinds of star wars action figures and movie stuff, so I was pretty much raised on it.


Next up we have a relatively new development in the world of masculinity, Taylor Stimmel.
Wow, this kid on P90X is like Arnold's days at Muscle Beach before he became a movie star. He actually is pretty convincing, to the point where I want to try this P90X program.





But then, why try P90X when I could just buy a P 90 and not have to work out at all, or worry about that extra X? Here's the P 90 made in Belgium by FN. Look's pretty manly huh? Well that's because it is. FN designed the P 90 to be a close-range automatic short-barreled rifle. They also created a new type of ammunition to go with the P90, which is the 5.7mm round. A little narrower than your average bullet, it was designed to penetrate better into materials like body armor, walls, and perhaps even human tissue.


Last in our Gallery of Manliness we will pay tribute to an item that any man, anywhere is capable of recognizing quite easily. I give you the steak. The steak has a long and glorious tradition. Probably starting as early as when Adam and Eve left the garden of Eden, this delicious and nutritious hunk of burnin' meat was a favorite among both ancient and modern men. My personal experiences with steak have ranged from lame, almost expired thin steaks, to the $20, butcher cuts it off the carcass porterhouse steaks that it takes three meals to consume.

Steak, I salute you!

6 comments:

Nate and Cherise said...

Oh how we need to catch up! What are you doing! Are you leaving Hawaii and coming to the states? Can you believe it's almost been a year since we meet. Anyways, fill me in, please. By the way Brielly is absolutely adorable and no I am not having a baby yet.

Denise said...

Oh Adam, you make me laugh! Love mom Iverson. And Colton says your a dork!

Adam said...

Yeah well I say Colton is a dork. But he is admittedly an accomplished dork for having received a real driver's license.

Kim's just sayin' said...

gotta love it when our guys participate in the blogging. I think he needs another boy in the house though :)

Brooke said...

Babe--you are crzy!! But CUTE!! I love you!!

BLOG!!!!

Erin said...

dont you know that taylor just air brushed himself. thanks to the apple computer you can do that!
ahah.